I feel : tired

I feel : in love

To: Lance Cormier
From: J.P. Liss

You are a complete asshole.

End of discussion.

Because I'm a sheep... and I always enjoy reading these, so I figure why not.

Extra credit: Which one do you think I lied about?

(x) been drunk
( ) kissed a member of the same sex
( ) crashed a friend's car
( ) been to japan
(x) ridden in a taxi
(x) been in love
(x) been dumped
( ) shoplifted
( ) been fired
( ) been in a fist fight
(x) snuck out
( ) ever had a crush on someone of the same sex
( ) ever dated someone of the same sex
(x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
( ) been arrested
(x) made out with a stranger
( ) stole something from your job
( ) celebrated new years in time square
(x) gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend
(x) had a crush on a teacher
( ) celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans
(x) been to europe
(x) skipped school
( ) slept with a co-worker
( ) cut yourself on purpose
( ) been married
( ) gotten divorced
( ) had children
( ) seen someone die
(x) been to Africa
(x) slapped someone you love
(x) driven over 400 miles to attend a show/festival
(x) been to canada
(x) been to mexico
(x) been on a plane
(x) seen the rocky horror picture show
( ) thrown up in a bar
(x) purposely set a part of yourself on fire
(x) eaten sushi
(x) been snowboarding
(x) met someone in person from the internet
(x) been moshing at a show
(x) had real feelings for someone you knew only online
( ) gone to college
( ) graduated college
( ) had sexual intercourse
( ) tried killing yourself
(x) taken painkillers
(x) love someone or miss someone right now
( ) went to a prom
( ) bungee jumped
(x) have been to a pop concert
( ) have dated someone for a year or more
( ) sold naked pictures of yourself
(x) been in a car accident
(x) slept in the nude
(x) eaten cheesecake
( ) had jury duty
(x) hated someone without knowing them
( ) been to Maine
( ) shot a real gun
( ) had sex with someone within a week of meeting them
(x) made out with someone within 5 days of meeting them
( ) done ecstasy
( ) gotten your ass kicked
(x) been caught smoking
( ) milked a cow
(x) got in a verbal fight
(x) lied one time in this survey
(x) threw a party at a friends house when they were gone (their parents were)
( ) done something w/ a friends bf/gf
( ) done something with a bf/gf's sibling
( ) committed a major crime
(x) dated someone older than you are
(x) dated someone younger than you are
( ) indecent exposure
(x) gotten in trouble w/ the cops
( ) ran away
(x) ever given someone a hicky
(x) ever gotten a hicky
(x) ever got super drunk
(x) went skinny dipping
(x) lied about where you're going
(x) Ever lied about your age
(x) Ever been pantsed
( ) Had mono?
(x) Beer bonged
( ) Got into a physical fight w/ a parent
( ) taken a shower with opposite sex
( ) had sex for more than 2 hours
(x) done drugs
(x) had a crush on some one from livejournal

Saturday till yesterday were pure bliss thanks to the weather god and/or gods. Highs in the seventies, not a cloud in sight. A great time for (watching) baseball in the afternoon, (playing) basketball, and (getting) drunk. Sadly, it is now dreary and chilly out, but many a seer's suggest that a warm up will coincide with the upcoming three day weekend. (Is there a hyphen between 'three' and 'day'?)

Anyone interested in joining a few of us to go see the Yankees @ Orioles friday evening? This is the first game where the friday $5 student tickets are offered. Best $5 you'll spend. We usually leave 4/4:30ish and get a bite to eat at the inner harbor before going back to Camden Yards.

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I know this little 'game' was going around el jay for the past year, so I decided to bandwagon in. I was just up late last night listening to my ipod so I decided why not, and wrote down the opening two lines of the first twenty songs that came on when shuffled. Some are super easy (2, 14, 16, 17, 20) while others I don't expect anyone to get without help (6. 9, 10).

1) Johnny take a walk with your sister the moon... Let her pale light in to fill up your room

2) Now every little thing that we do... Should be between me and you

3) I've been here before a few times... And I'm quite aware we're dying

4) Thank God for grantin' me this moment of clarity... This moment of honesty

5) For the benefit of Mr. Kite... There will be a show tonight on trampoline

( six through twenty )

I feel : full
I hear : Darkness - Love is only a Feeling

I’ve talked about this before before. When someone famous dies, they take two other famous people with them. Yet one should never cheer death, but since death is part of life and none of us are getting out alive anyway, it's important to categorize celebrity deaths in the form of trifectas as celebrity deaths happen in threes.

( And onto the winners!! ) <--- ***PICS***

Random linksssssss

way cool - look how far you can zoom in!

stoopid separation of church and state

You can always count on Pearls to make you smileeeeeeeeeeeee




I don't think I ever posted my picture before...
( so... )

I feel : Happy
I hear : U2 - You Can't Always Make it on Your Own

Whoa, eventful evening. The things I could say to land so many people in jail. In the end, it was good, and I wasn't one of the ones that got arrested. Being respectful to cops at 3am and not jumping out of second story bathroom windows will get you only a call home for mom to pick you up. Just something for everyone to remember. Oh, and so will staying with a passed out friend to make sure she didn't drown in her vomit and not run out the back door leaving her and her house they trashed behind.

Anyway, enough of that.

I'm updating. Something must have happened big to warrant such a thing.

Yes something did happen. And that event was winning our state-quarterfinal basketball game against Henrico. And by eighteen points too, a blowout by any standard, but in a state playoff game?

Now, here's why I'm updating and soliciting for your help. The state semifinal game is next wednesday in richmond at 4:30pm. Not nearly enough time to leave school , drive down, find parking, and get in. One would be lucky to make it by halftime. So people are going to skip and teachers have started scheduled substitutes for the last period. But, not wanting us to skip, our principle proposed an idea. She submitted a proposal to Superintendent Smith that if we win our quarterfinal game, to let it be a half day on wednesday. Now, it's an uphill battle. I've heard it can't be JUST for wakefield, but either highschool wide or all schools in the county.

So tell Dr. Smit your option on this

email: gsmith@arlington.k12.va.us
work phone: (703) 228-6010

Now I don't want to give out his house phone number, but since he does work for THE PEOPLE OF ARLINGTON, I don't know if it would be too out of line to look in the white pages and give him a ring-a-ding-ding.

I feel : tired
I hear : my heartbeat

This is actually credited to one of the cool friends on my list, weezerkicks who posted this information in her journal. Just wanted to pass it along and share, because I feel it is a necessary factor of common health knowledge.

Ever wonder how many calories the average ejaculation contains?
There are a surprising 20 million sperm/ml of seminal fluid, and average ejaculation consists of 1.5-5ml. Semen contains aboutonia, ascorbic acid, blood-group antigens, calcium, chlorine, cholesterol, choline, citric acid, creatine, deoxyribonucleic acid, fructose, glutathione, hyaluronidase, inositol, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, purine, pyrimidine, pyruvic acid, sodium, sorbitol, spermidine, spermine, urea, uric acid, vitamin B12, and zinc (JP: this looks like the ingredients label on Sunny Delight) -- but all in very modest quantities. Some of this is designed to nourish the semen enroute, while other ingredients are designed to neutralize the acidic environment of the vagina (which would normally be inhospitable to sperm). In case you are wondering, most of these ingredients are indeed very healthy, and an average ejaculation contains only about 15 calories.

http://www.sexinfo101.com/pm_maleejaculation.shtml

15 calories? Diet anyone?

And completely unrelated...
Next game ---> Thursday (2/17): National District semi-finals - Wakefield vs Washington-Lee @ Mount Vernon HS. 6PM. Take the Superfan Bus!!

( JP's Anti-Bush Article of the Day )

I feel : awake

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you. are. a. fucking. cunt.

is this a joke?

And just because I want to...

I hear : West Wing, nigga!

After sending it to him...
Squirnkey56: GUMPY
Squirnkey56: WAS PERV

After sending it to her...
funhoursushishow: i have the joy of sex
funhoursushishow: i found it
funhoursushishow: the lady has armpit hair
funhoursushishow: and the man looks like the very portrait of a rapist

What a great couple.

( Last weeks Pearl's series behind cut )


Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. - Dr. Seuss

Being sick isn't fun at all. I started to feel ill a few weeks ago in canada. Runny nose, slight sore throat, no biggie. Soon though, the monster unleashed itself. Going from wearing four layers of clothing while in bed and still shivering, to having a 104 degree fever. Going from getting two nights of no sleep due to the constant pain and vertigo from inner ears and problems breathing laying down with all the congestion, to sleeping for 24 hours straight. I'll be all psyched up to go to school, see friends and get some fresh air. By third period, I'm light-headed and my headache is unbearable. I made it the entire day once in the last 2 weeks. Yesterday, I was hopeful. I was feeling better (I didn't even go through an entire box of Kleenex!). Yet my night wasn't quite peaceful. It seemed like my body wanted to go for a ride on the vomit comet, twice, in fact. So now, here I sit in bed with my laptop. On my second gallon of water for the day (just a guess, but I should really replace the brita filter soon at the rate i'm using it), watching the sun fade as the big, wet snow flakes fall from the sky. Who'd think they'd ever hear JP said he wanted to go to school?!

Anyways, here are some odd things I've found on the net in the past few days, with the obligatory bush story at the end.

• got an extra $165 for your favorite teacher?
  
• Marine General: "It's fun to shoot some people."
  
• have fun for hours
  
• no comment from me on this
  
• Welcome to 1950, Fairfax!
  
• HOUSTON (Reuters) - Abstinence-only sex education programs, a major plank in President Bush's education plan, have had no impact on teenagers' behavior in his home state of Texas, according to a new study. Despite taking courses emphasizing abstinence-only themes, teenagers in 29 high schools became increasingly sexually active...
  
  The study showed about 23 percent of ninth-grade girls, typically 13 to 14 years old, had sex before receiving abstinence education. After taking the course, 29 percent of the girls in the same group said they had had sex.
  
  Boys in the tenth grade, about 14 to 15 years old, showed a more marked increase, from 24 percent to 39 percent, after receiving abstinence education. - article
  

- J 'jew fro' P

ps. If anyones going to the game against edison today, cheer extra loud for me.

I feel : sick

( Also, check this out. Only sociology geeks apply. )

Anyone wanna hang out and do something sunday?
Comment/AIM/cell me.

I feel : sleepy
I hear : SNL rerun

It was a tribute to the freeing of Auschwitz. Six million Jews died, or ten, or so many that the human mind can't wrap itself around the number. It is amongst the worst things that has happened on the planet in human history. The reason everyone else was wearing black is that they were paying their respects to the dead. Cheney's complete lack of respect for the occasion is the reason this makes the news. It might not be news if he didn't have his reputation; it might just be a gaffe. But VPs in the past didn't make blatant mistakes like this, and I for one find it hard to believe that he didn't disrespect the occasion on purpose, given the fact that he's probably got thirty people advising him at any given moment. Did no one say "Mr. Vice President, you might want to wear black like everyone else, out of the respect of six to ten million dead people"? Or in the words of Cheney himself, "go fuck yourself."

Hey, it's not like he laid a wreath on the graves of Nazi SS soldiers and claimed they were just as big victims as the massacred jewish prisoners.

I feel : blank